Do you like waffles? I like waffles. (Private RP.)

Naruto was like x_X after Scarlett punched him.
His mind was sort of spinning from that single drink, it must've been strong...
He swore to never drink that shit again. Suddenly a waiter tripped over the girl's dress and it tore.

Naruto and Jiraiya were like at the sight of... EXTREMELY HAIRY LEGS... Everyone started laughing and the girl scurried off, crying.
Naruto and Jiraiya looked at eachother then started cracking up.
"Shit," Naruto said, "Scarlett," he went to go find her.

Scarlett was truding off to this fruit stand and then she started screaming randomly at fruit man and said "Do you have a wife?!!!?!?!?"

Y-Yes ." stutterd the man

"Well if you ever look at another woman ill chopyour head offfff!!" screamed scarlett

the man looked white as he nodded and literally gave yukari the whoel stupid fruit stand

Naruto ran after her, "Scarlett," he said,
"My mind is working straight right now. Jiraiya made me drink this shit..."
"Plus she has Cubaka legs, look!" Naruto pointed her out since she was running by.
The girl scowled at him and everyone around laughed at her legs.
She started crying again.

"Yea right." grumbled scarlett
and she stormed away

Suddenly sushi bar appeared dun dun dundundund!!!!

Naruto didn't look happy.
All he really wanted to do was sleep off this buzz he had.
Suddenly Sushi shoved their faces infront of eachother.
"Look into eachother's eyes! o3o... Now... what do you see?!"
Naruto squinted, "Monkeys..." he said. The buzz was getting to him.
Sushi looked at Naruto.
"Looks like someone might've had too many drinks o:" Sushi said.
"One, too many," Naruto mumbled.

Scarlett had a mad expression

"I see crap loads of it!!"

"I only had one D:!" Naruto explained. He needed to make this buzz stop somehow.
He went to a bathroom to wash his face, but it didn't seem to work.
He walked back outside, figuring he had to shower and sleep it off,
otherwise it just wouldn't go away. One drink, too many. The shot was
too strong for him, being a non-drinker. He figured he needed to stay away
from Jiraiya, especailly when he took them to bars.

Scarlett really didn't seemed convinced she just sorta stood there and watched naruto go in and out of the bathroom...

"I'm really sorry about how I'm acting," Naruto said, "I just really think I need to sleep this off it was too strong for me. X_x" He really hoped she understood.
The feeling was getting worse and Naruto scurried off.
(Lol, in the movie "Detroit Rock City", Eddie has one little drink and he throws up.)
Jiraiya looked guilty. He scratched his head, "I guess I shouldn't have given him anything to drink." He was right, has just causing more problems.

Scarlett of course eventually forgave him

and on their next date.............

They had gone to the water park and Scarlett was wearing this pink with white ppolka dotted bikini o.o

and then and then ---XDDD there was this dude~~~!!
Who was like totally checking her out and scarlett was smiling back!!!

Naruto was caught up in checking out Scarlett...
Until, he noticed her looking-no, smiling-in another direction.
Naruto looked over and saw this really good-looking guy.
"Scarlett... why the hell are you smiling at that dill weed?"
Naruto glared at the boy and fumed.
After things were going just SWELL, she had to stop and look at that stupid monkey-boy!

Scarlett turned around in a sort of distracted way and said
"Oh sorry.."
"I guess something just caught my attention."

Naruto twitched. "Yeah, that dude over there," he rolled up his sleeves and marched over.
"HEY!!" He yelled to the guy, who looked at him with a confused expression.
Naruto went white-eyed, "Your checking out my girlfriend, huh?"
"Uh..." before the guy could say word Naruto started kicking his ass.
After that he refused to talk to Scarlett. How could she do that after they were doing so good?

Scarlett ran over to the boy and Naruto


Scarlett with white eyes told Naruto

"Calm the hell down!"

"Nothing bad happened!"

Naruto couldn't help it. He punched the guy in the gut once more and then left him alone.
People around were like , but Naruto just walked off.
He didn't know what came over him, he just didn't like what happened.
He sat at a bench, Stupid guy... I oughta beat him up again!

Scarlett ran over to Naruto and said

"What the hell is up with you?!"
"That poor guy is like dying right now XDDD!!"

"Good D:<!" Naruto said and walked off.
He didn't want to speak with her.
He'd been so hopeful that everything was going smooth.
He went over to the monkey-boy and tackled him.
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING?! HE'S ALREADY SERIOUSLY INJURED! D:" The guys grandma yelled.
Naruto ignored her xD

Scarlett ran after naruto

and jumped on his back trying to get him off XDD

"Leave him alone already D< !" Said Scarlett

In a tired tone

The boy squirmed helplessly, trying to fight Naruto and failing.
"Get off 'im! D<" The granny said, trying to pull Naruto off, but then fell.
"Oh, my hip! ;3;" She said and Naruto ran away from a mob that was chasing him out of the water park.
He was still mad as he leapt into a tree, losing the mob.

At last the ambulance was here and the
poor boy was relieved as they took him to the hospital.

Scarlett was tired as she slumped near a tree hearing the ambulances
Siren fade into the distance
Realizing that naruto was in the tree above....
She jumped up there really quick
and yelled
"Whats your fucking problem?!!"

"I don't want you looking at guys like that D:<" Naruto said, still all pissed off.
He thought he she might jump up there, but this rage wasn't exactly fading yet.
He jumped out of the tree and headed to his house.
Maybe he'd plot to kill the monkey-boy. 8D

Scarlett really pissed of left the water park....

Tsunade knocked angrily on Narutos door

"Its all over the news !" she yelled
Why would you just beat up on somebody like that ?!"
"This is going to affect you so much D< Uzumaki Naruto!!!"

Naruto went outside. "I'm having relationship issues okay?! D<"
He said and walked past Tsunade. Suddenly Sushi came out of nowhere.
"Come here, child!" He said, dragging Naruto along.
He found Scarlett and shoved their faces together.
"WHAT DO YOU SEE?! o3o?" Sushi said.
"I see a backstabber D:<" Naruto said.
Sushi had a expression.

Scarlett mad, said

"I see a stupid ugly little retarded girl on her period D<!!"

Naruto was like "D<!? I'm not a girl!" Then pulled away.
Sushi was like "Here we go again... You must fix this relationship!"
"Well I can't if she keeps checking out stupid dill weeds!! D:<"